What did the digestive system say to the excretory system...

...urine for a treat!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man goes to see a doctor about his excretory system...

The doctor asks “what’s going on”, the man responds “I haven’t been able to poop in forever”. The doctor gives him a diagnoses and says

“Your full of shit!”

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