Plagiarize Jokes - 15 Hilarious Plagiarize Jokes

Do you know what happens to students who plagiarize?

Bruce: Do you know what happened to students who plagiarize?

Clark: they failed

Bruce: they paste the test

Clark: damn you bruce

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"Thesus, your entire thesis is plagiarized from another researcher!"

"That's impossible! I copied it one line at a time!"

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Why do spaniards frequently plagiarize essays?

Because nobody inspects the Spanish exposition!

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I use to plagiarize comedians.

I still plagiarize comedians, but I use to, too.

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Did you hear what happened to the guy who plagiarized the joke?

He didn't make it.

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I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.

I tried, but I didn't make it.

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What do you call a plagiarized work of Homer?

A fraudyssey

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I plagiarized a book about native Americans...

I eventually got siouxed.

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All the jokes that I post on this thread are like painting the Mona Lisa.

In that they're plagiarized.

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A behavioral scientist confronts her lab's receptionist:

'For the last time, I'm analyzing simulated populations. Not "playing with my imaginary friends"!'

(Shamelessly plagiarized from New Scientist)

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What is best way to tell a joke on r/jokes

Plagiarize.

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The other day, I posted a meaningful phrase on r/originalquotes

It was very well-received, but a comment bugged me bad. It says "The OP is very creative".

I swear I didn't plagiarize from any poster.

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The jokes section on Reddit reminds me of the brilliant work of a perfect A+ student I went to High School with

But only in the sense that literally everything he ever wrote was plagiarized

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An American contractor puts out a tender for a bridge to be constructed.

Several engineers apply for the job.

The German engineer comes with mechanics and techniques and proposes a bridge to be built for the sum of 20 million dollars.

The Chinese engineer comes, plagiarizes and copies the Germans stuff and after a lot of cost cutting and cheap materials, pr...

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The man who loved marine mammals

There was a marine biologist, named Dr. Panglos, who loved marine mammals. (When I say he loved marine mammals though, I’m not talking about having sex with dolphins; he just loved to study them). He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea. One day, in a fit of inv...

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