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If anyone in the UK is currently struggling to get hold of some fuel just let me know.

Because my mate Jerry can.

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Why can't you get hold of painkillers in the rainforest?

Because the paracetamol.

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Since my girlfriend started working at the grease factory....

It's been really hard trying to get hold of her.

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My friend over there really wants to know your number

So that he knows where to get hold of me in the morning.

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