UPJOKE
findtakegetacquirereachcome upobtaincomehavegrabgraspgoprocurecatchgrip

If anyone in the UK is currently struggling to get hold of some fuel just let me know.

Because my mate Jerry can.

Why can't you get hold of painkillers in the rainforest?

Because the paracetamol.

Since my girlfriend started working at the grease factory....

It's been really hard trying to get hold of her.

My friend over there really wants to know your number

So that he knows where to get hold of me in the morning.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.