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Gatorade Jokes

It's a good thing Gatorade was developed at the University of Florida as opposed to Florida State

Seminole Fluid doesn't sound quite as good.

What's the difference between regular Gatorade and Amish Gatorade?

Amish Gatorade has no electric-lights.

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An alligator decided to have unprotected sex...

Now he has Gatorades.

Did you know that University of Florida was not the first school to invent a hydrating sports drink with Gatorade?

Turns out Florida State couldn't make the marketing work for Seminole Fluid.

Do you think since they make Gatorade

They will ever make straitorade?

Gatorades competition. [OC]

Upon the inception of Gatorade at the University of Florida, and the strides the teams were making on the field, Florida State University *also* tried to make their own energy drink for student athletes.

Unfortunately no one wanted to drink the "*Seminole Fluid*"...

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Gatorade!!

I walked in to the gas Station to get a GATORADE. Cause it’s hot as crap . When I walked up and noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw her & thought, Is this lady stupid or crazy?
But anyway, I went on and got my GATORADE. As I was paying, I heard som...

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If Powerade makes you more powerful and Staminade gives you more stamina, what does Gatorade give you?

What the fuck is Staminade?

The alligator was low on potassium

So I ran to the gatorade

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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux

One morning Thibodeaux was sitting on his dock enjoying the sunrise when Boudreaux pulls up in his boat filled with duct tape. Thibodeaux looks at him, and asks "what you doing with a boat full of duct tape?" Boudreaux replies "I'm going duck hunting! You wanna come?" "You can't hunt ducks with duc...

Gatorade

Everybody knows that Gatorade was first used by the University of Florida's football program, but they weren't the first Florida team to create a hydrating beverage.

But unfortunately no one wanted to buy Seminole Fluid.

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

I wanted to know more about the people who’s job it is to squirt Gatorade into the mouths of football players.

Did a Google search for “Professional Squirters”. I won’t make that mistake again.

What do you call a reptile that needs help?

Gatorade.

Two alligators are swimming in the everglades.

Out of the bushes, an airboat comes flying right at them. One of the alligators gets run over. The injured alligator looks at the other in agonizing pain and says "quick! Call Gatorade!"

So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida.

They all got Gatorades.

Have you tried Gatorade's newest sports drink, F5?

It's very refreshing

How to mess with people

To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle.

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Little Johnny overheard a couple of girls in school

The kids were whispering "Purple flowers, purple flowers," and giggling. Curious what this meant, Johnny asked his friend.

"Jimmy, what does purple flowers mean?" Johnny asked.

Little Jimmy looked at Johnny in horror and said "I'm not gonna be friends with someone who says stuff like t...

Piece of rope walks into a gas station..

and tries to buy a gatorade, the clerk looks the rope up and down then sniffs and says "we dont serve your kind in here!". So the rope leaves, but determined to get his drink ties himself into a knot and frays his ends. He goes back in and the smae clerk looks at him and says "You a rope?" the rope ...

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