I told a joke to Optimus Prime at Universal the other day, and I was arrested.
Apparently they frown upon Vehicular man’s laughter.
I got fired from the sperm bank today..
Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job.
A man rubs a lamp and a genie pops out...
The genie tells the man that he can make three wishes, but the only condition is that whatever he gets, his ex wife will get double.
Perturbed but accepting the offer, he wishes for a large mansion. POOF! He has a large mansion, but sure enough, his ex wife gets two.
For his second w...
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A joke my dad used to tell my brother and me. Long but worth it IMO.
Three men die and find themselves in a waiting room outside the gates of heaven.
An angel enters the room and says, "hey guys. We've had a really busy day. A lot of good people died today and we are almost at capacity for the day. However, if you explain how you died, maybe I can make some r...
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