Disapprove Jokes - 7 Hilarious Disapprove Jokes

I used to disapprove of organ transplants…

But I’ve had a change of heart

What do Jawas do if they disapprove of how the sandcrawler is being run?

Mutinni!

Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

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A sailor and a priest were playing golf.

The sailor too his first shot and it sliced wide right. The sailor said "Ah fuck, I missed."

The priest replied, surprised, "My son, you shouldn't speak that way or God will punish you."

The sailor took aim for his next shot and hooked it badly to the left. "I fucking missed again!...

A man named Joseph invented a new instrument. He played it for his local church...

The pastor didn't like the sound of his instrument. The piano player said it sounded like the Devil himself speaking lies. There was a special meeting, and after only five minutes of discussion, they decided that not only did they disapprove of the instrument, but they also disapproved of Joseph. So...

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Ling and Ving...

When I was in high school two exchange students from china came over to study at my school, their names were Ling and Ving. I had several classes with the two and I became quite good friends with them, especially Ving. One day, Ving opened up to me and admitted how dissatisfied he was with his name ...

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While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot...

While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
The other two nuns disapprove, and ask, "What if someone sees us?"
But the Mother Superior says, "Don't worry, no one will see us, w...

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