Fresh Food Jokes - 4 Hilarious Fresh Food Jokes

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At dinner yesterday evening, the dog was looking up at me trying to mooch for food.

She said, "You're really a great cook! I love the fresh foods you pick, and the seasoning is amazing!"

I glared down at her and said, "Nice try, but after you ate that deer poop in the yard this afternoon your opinions on food quality don't carry much weight around here."

Three men had just died...

...and went to Hell. Lucifer happily gives them a tour before stopping beside a row of three doors. At the first door, the Devil bade the first person to enter, whilst asking, "If you had one wish for anything in the world, what would it be?" The first man immediately blurted, "I want an endless sup...

Talking with animals.

A princess was passing by a small farm and sees the farmer taking care of his animals, she then decide to have a little chat.

Princess: Good morning Mr. Farmer, that's a cute dog that you have! Mind if I speak with him?

The farmer, a bit confused: Of course, but I'm afraid my dog c...

A man from Moscow decides to move to a new collective farm in Siberia.

His family is excited at the possibility of leaving their cramped flat in the city for a nice country house, but they have heard mixed things about the new Siberian farms so the man agrees to go on his own first, and write back to let them know if they should follow him or not.

They know the ...

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