French Restaurant Jokes - 18 Hilarious French Restaurant Jokes

An old man goes to a French restaurant

The waitress asks him if he wants an aperitif, the old man removes his false teeth and said “no thanks I already have one”

So this guy goes to this fancy French restaurant and orders a bowl of soup.

The waiter brings it over to his table, and the guy starts eating. But after a minute or so, the guy discovers that there is a fly in the soup. Disgusted, he calls the waiter over and informs him of the problem.

The waiter leans down and studies the soup for awhile, then reaches for his cell...

I went to a fancy French restaurant called “Deja Vu”,

and the headwaiter said, “Don’t I know you?”

Batman bought a French restaurant

"The Creped Crusader"

I was gonna go to this French restaurant…

but French people give me the crepes.

I once ate at a haunted French restaurant.

The place gave me the crepes.

A tired man walks into a French restaurant for a date...

(This is a really old and kinda long joke my parents used to tell me. It's translated from Spanish so bear with me.)

The man hated French food, but the woman was supposed to be an absolute beauty, so he agreed. He arrived at the incredibly fancy restaurant, exhausted from a day of work, and s...

An Englishman gets a job at a French restaurant...

"...halo and welcome! Before y'begin work 'ere, you must be aware of corona," says his boss, pointing at a poster of it. "It is an infectant disease dat spreads easily so all must have dissinfectant." "Understood. I'll make sure so!" the Englishman declares.

But then later the new employee di...

A Man Walks Into A French Restaurant And Orders Fish...

The waiter brings out his order and the man begins to eat it. After about fifteen minutes, the man keels over and dies. The waiter, panicking, calls the paramedics. When they arrive, they examine the body of the deceased man.

"Well?" asks the concerned waiter "What killed this poor man?"
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A man walks into a French restaurant and sits at a table

The waiter approaches and says, "good evening sir, would you like to order some food?"

"Orange duck! " the man says

"I think you mean Duck a l'orange Sir." the waiter explains

"No, a large orange Duck!!" the man shouts

"Sir, it's Duck a l'orange and unfortunately we're a...

I went into a French restaurant and asked the waitress...

'Have you got frog's legs?'

She said, 'No, my jeans are just a bit tight.'

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My girlfriend finally convinced me to try this new French restaurant in town. Everything went great, except my escargot was WAY too chewy.

I'm telling you, it was tough ass snails.

A man meets up with a friend while walking their dogs in the park.... (LONG)

A man meets up with a friend while walking their dogs in the park. They haven't seen each other in a while so they decide to go to lunch at the new French restaurant in town.

Just before entering the restaurant, the 1st man puts on his very dark sunglasses and asks the maître d' for ...

The priest and the rabbi

A priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has developed a plan of eating for free in really good restaurants.

"I simply go in at well past 9 pm, eat several courses slowly, and linger over coffee, and dessert, until they are cleaning up. I keep sitting there until eventually a waiter c...

There is a family sitting a a table...

Dad: We’ll have some tacos

Waiter: Sir, this is a French Restaurant

Dad: Ok... then pizza?

Waiter: Again Sir, this is a French Restaurant

Dad: Well I give up

Waiter: Now your speaking my language

A woman from Ottawa drives all the way to Montreal for a tinder date.

They meet at a local French restaurant. Half-way through dinner her date stands up and prepares to leave. Huffily, the woman asks, “you’re leaving because I’m not French, aren’t you?”. Her date responds, “No, it’s because you’re from Ottawa, and I only eat local”

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Wife said my New Year resolution needs to be to have more romance and sex

As a good husband I booked an expensive suite for a long weekend in a posh hotel. I got dressed up, bought some sexy lingerie for her and some cosplay outfits. Got some viagra so I could perform all night long.

Romantic dinner on a French restaurant, candle light dinner and was amazing. She w...

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"Did your mother cook like this?"

A lonely man is attracted to a beautiful single woman in his office. He tries many ways to stimulate her interest in him, but she ignores all of his overtures—flirting, flowers, candy—nothing seems to work. Frustrated, he finally just asks her out to dinner, promising dinner at the best place in tow...

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