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Place To Eat Jokes

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?

Wendy's

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NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?

Cause its a place to eat.

What is a brush fire’s favorite place to eat?

Windy’s



I apologize. I’m from California.

Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?

Dunkin' Donuts

What's a Muslims favourite place to eat?

Allahu Snackbar

What is piper perri's favorite place to eat?

Five guys

A penguin grows tired of the cold winters in Alaska...

So he buys a used Corvette and heads south for warmer weather. About five hundred miles into the trip the Corvette starts to overheat.

He stops in a small town and finds a mechanic to get the issue fixed. The mechanic says he is not going to be able to look at the car for an hour, so the Pen...

Where's Michael J. Fox's favorite place to eat?

Steak 'n Shake

What was John Lennon's favorite fruit & place to eat it?

A wee olive in a yellow submarine.

So I dated this white girl once. We're where driving around looking for a place to eat. I asked her have you ever had five guys

She said once but she was really needing the money

Karma and Irony are best friends

They go roaming the city one night looking for a place to eat.
They spot a homeless man warming his hands by a fire, and karma steals a belt lying next to him, laughing.
Irony stays behind and hands the belt back before catching up with Karma.
They then walk into a bar, and Karma says “ou...

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How are Google and woman similar?

They aren't at fucking all! At least Google can recommend me a fucking place to eat.

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