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Pastry Chef Jokes

An italian pastry chef was injured at work this friday

We Cannoli hope he makes a full recovery.

Why should you never mess with an Italian pastry chef?

Because he'll beat the foccacia.

The world’s best dentist and the world’s worst pastry chef walk into a bar.

Being friends of the owner, he pours them both a drink and sits them down to catch up.

“How was your birthday?” He asks the dentist.

“It was like pulling teeth” he says with a smile.

Then the owner turns to the pastry chef.

“How was your divorce?”

“It was as easy a...

What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?

Doughnut hole me back.

A private goes AWOL from the Army to follow his calling as a pastry chef, but gets caught and arrested.

He was eventually court-martialed and sentenced to five years in prison for being a desserter.

Why did the pastry chef poison his pet parakeets?

He was trying to kill 2 birds with 1 scone.

A french pastry chef spends his holidays in the US and needs to go see the local medic...

Pastry chef : Euh Docteur, I häv terribeul pain when I eat chocolate!

Doctor checks him out and after a few moments says : Ah yes, typical case of <puts on sunglasses>... PAIN AU CHOCOLAT.

You would think that you would be a better pastry chef

With all the creampie videos I watch...

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam?

She passed with frying crullers.

What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?

One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.

If a chocolatier and a pastry chef have a child together, will they also make delicious food?

Not Nestle Sara Lee

A man comes home and his wife tells him to fix the broken table leg

The man replys:
"my dear, am I a carpenter?"


After three days, the man comes home and his wife tells him to fix the broken pipe in the bathroom, but the man replys:
"my dear, am I a plumber?"


After one week the man comes home and his wife tells him to fix the microwave o...

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So a woman walks into a room and flips the switch only to find that the light bulb is out. She goes to her husband and says "Hun, the light bulb is out. Can you fix it?" The husband responds with "Humph, I'm not an electrician!" Later the wife goes to the store and her tire pops. She then calls her ...

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