French Cheese Jokes - 9 Hilarious French Cheese Jokes

During World War II a French cheese factory was destroyed.

Debris was everywhere.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

I used to be a French cheese nut

But now I camembert it any longer

The Queen of France is asked by her chef what she would like her and the rest of the court to eat for dinner

"I would like to eat cheese", she said.

"Which kind of cheese?", asked the chef?

"I would like soft French cheese with garlic and herbs", replied the queen. "And there is one more thing I must insist on".

"Anything my Queen. What is it?", replied the chef.

"It is very im...

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Did ya hear? Captain Marvel got caught stealing soft French cheese...

It was Brie Larseny

Did you hear you can get French cheese in South America now?

Fromagentina.

My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese...

It's called camofromage.

Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda.

I have a pet horse fly

I call him Pegasus

I also have a pet crane fly called Derrick

I briefly had a French cheese fly

String of Cheese Jokes

Hear about the French cheese factory that exploded the other day? DeBrie everywhere.

They think it might be an insurance scam by the owner though he's a bit mental, painted his wife the other day! He Double Gloucester.

He even tried to start up a new business making clothes out of chee...

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