Frankie Boyle Jokes - 8 Hilarious Frankie Boyle Jokes

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All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Edit: alot of people moaning in the comments "this is a stupid joke, Trump did actually write some books so this makes no sense!?".

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America is racist

When Barack Obama gives his speech, he stands behind a bulletproof glass . That shows how racist America still is.

Just because he's black, doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone

Thanks Frankie Boyle

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As a vampire I cannot bear direct sunlight, which is why I moved to Scotland

But now I can't find any virgins!

-- Frankie Boyle

"Pistorius" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someone's legs disappear

That's a Frankie Boyle joke

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People say that Steve Jobs died too soon

But I think it was a fitting metaphor for his company's attitude to battery life.

-- Frankie Boyle

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You can now buy celebrity-voiced sat-navs for your car.

I bought the Princess Diana version. It just keeps saying "Put your foot down, I think we can lose them"

Frankie Boyle

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A woman's work is never done.

That's why they get paid less.

(Source: Frankie Boyle)

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The Top 10 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes

Here are the Top 10 2017 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes!

1. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” Ken Cheng

2. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.” Frankie Boyle

3. “I’ve given up asking rhetorical q...

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