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Fords Jokes

85% of all Fords made are still on the road today...

The other 15% made it home.

Fords coming out with heated tailgates.

So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home.

Why are so many Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars Fords?

So kids can get used to pushing them at an early age

My neighbour recently bought a BMW, a Volkswagen, 2 Fords, a Toyota and a Chrysler...

I think he's got the car-owners virus.

I need a new car, I can't seem to hang onto my Fords.

I always seem to lose my Focus.

Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash?

I guess he shouldn't have been.....
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Flying solo.

Fords new heated tailgates..

Fords working on a new heated tailgate feature, that way when you have to push it in the snow your hands won't be cold.

I went to a car show but there were nothing but Fords

I guess you could say it was a real Ford Fiesta

It was July 17, 1946

The temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees.

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, had invented the first automobile air-conditioner.

The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were t...

According to J.D. Power, Ford is one of the most reliable brands.

75% of Fords are still on the road. The other 25% made it home.

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A guy is fording a swamp.

He's chest-deep in the water and has already crossed a half of the swamp when suddenly something grabs him by the scrotum underwater. The guy stops dead, not knowing what to do. He hears a voice from underwater:

"Plus two or minus two?"

The guy thinks: "okay, I don't know what he's tal...

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