UPJOKE
opelbuickcadillacholdenchevroletfaw-gmgmcshanghai gmgm koreavauxhall motorsgm-avtovazbaojungm uzbekistanwuling motorsgm financial

General Motors Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...



This is an old joke and sadly some of this has come to pass.



If General Motors Built Cars like Microsoft...

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology li...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma

There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have penises drawn on them.

General Motors will introduce 2 new warning lights for their cars!

One to tell you that you need a new engine and the other to tell you that you need a new car.

If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect.

You have to recall everything.

Who are the highest paid generals in the military?

General Motors, General Electric and General Dynamics

Russians have General Winter

Americans have General Motors

Remember when...

... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Jew says...

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: “I have a large fortune… I am going to buy Citibank!”

Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”

Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince… I intend to purchase Microso...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.