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Mazda Jokes

A History of Mazda

(I hope this isn't technically a Rule 6 violation)

Mazda is suffering in car sales, and so begins some new lines of products and tag lines.

They get into gardening, bloom bloom,

The military, boom boom,

Condoms, coom coom,

Textiles, loom loom,

Psychedelics,...

Almost all Mazdas are hybrid cars

They burn both gas and engine oil

What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory?

A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.

Ate some weird mushrooms last night and somehow ended up in a Mazda car sales yard tripping like crazy....

Shroom Shroom.

I was trapped in a Mazda MX5...

...all I could do was scream, ''Let Miata here!''

I was stuck in traffic behind a Mazda SUV this morning...

it wasn't the greatest car in the whole world. It was just a Tribute.

What’s Vin Diesels favourite car

Mazda Familia

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A large discussion is held about a car manufacturer coaxing young Mr. Bating while he pleasures himself.

Mass debating Mazda bating masturbating Master Bating

I got beaten up by a Jewish guy at a Formula one circuit today

I only said that I was a part of the Mazda race

Kids in the back seat...

...cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seats cause kids.

(From a comment on [here](http://jalopnik.com/5977628/lets-all-make-up-facts-about-why-the-mazda-miata-is-so-awesome))

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