Almost all Mazdas are hybrid cars

They burn both gas and engine oil

What do you call a quick video-conference at the Mazda factory?

A zoom-zoom zoom Zoom.

I was stuck in traffic behind a Mazda SUV this morning...

it wasn't the greatest car in the whole world. It was just a Tribute.

What’s a hispanic’s most reliable car?

A Mazda

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A large discussion is held about a car manufacturer coaxing young Mr. Bating while he pleasures himself.

Mass debating Mazda bating masturbating Master Bating

I got beaten up by a Jewish guy at a Formula one circuit today

I only said that I was a part of the Mazda race

Kids in the back seat...

...cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seats cause kids.

(From a comment on [here](http://jalopnik.com/5977628/lets-all-make-up-facts-about-why-the-mazda-miata-is-so-awesome))

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