Ford Fiesta Jokes - 7 Hilarious Ford Fiesta Jokes

I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta.

Now it's a Ford Focus.

I had a ford Fiesta once, then I left my prescription of Adderall in the glove box overnight,

when I came out in the morning, I had a Ford Focus.

What happens when you leave your ADHD medication in your Ford Fiesta?

It turns into a Ford Focus.

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta,

It is now a Ford Focus.

I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.

A Jewish man calls the newspaper to publish an obituary notice for her wife

Shlomo: Hello, This is Shlomo, I want to publish an obituary notice for my wife Rachel.

Agent: Hello Shlomo, how shall we publish it, do you have any words in mind?

Shlomo: "Rachel is dead". That's enough.

Agent: Sir you can write more; its the same price.

Shlomo: Hmm ok...

What do you call a party car driven by Harrison Ford?

A Ford Fiesta.

I went to a car show but there were nothing but Fords

I guess you could say it was a real Ford Fiesta

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