My dad said if he practiced yoga long enough he could pick up a pencil with his toes.
He then proudly mentioned he would be writing footnotes.
A couple years back, I stumbled on a surprising reference to the astonishing longevity of Aboriginal shamans living in the Australian outback. Reliable birth records aren't available before the early 20th century, but government officials have noted an astounding number of nonagenarians and centenar...
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Pissin' in the snow, 2019
Donald Trump wakes up one morning and looks out the White House window, where he sees "Donald Trump Sucks" in huge letters, pissed into the snow below. He calls in the CIA, the FBI, and the Secret Service, and screams, "I want answers! Who's responsible for this? Report back after lunch!"
The podiatry textbook used footnotes while the proctology textbook used endnotes.