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Neanderthals Jokes

What did Neanderthals call Rock, Paper, Scissors?

Rock.

Two Neanderthals loved partying

They went clubbing

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What do you call a scientist who investigates early homo sapien societies but excuses their violent behaviour toward Neanderthals and other sub-species of archaic humans?

An anthro-apologist.

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC

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