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Naan Jokes

A man walks into an Indian restaurant.

The waiter asks, “have you ever ordered here before?”

The man replies, “No, I haven’t.”

The waiter continues, “We’re a little different here. Before you order, I need you read and sign this form,” and he hands a piece of paper to the man.

The man squints at the paper and reads t...

My wife said she could smell an Indian flatbread from a mile away.

I said that was naan scents.

What do you call bread from India?

It's Naan of your business.

Indian restaurant I just ate at only had garlic or ginger naan.

I guess they were naan-binary.

The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe

Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

What’s an Indian person’s favorite type of book?

Naan-fiction.

I really want to tell you all what makes Indian Curry taste so great.

But I had to sign a Naan disclosure agreement.

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Jack was from a poor family with many siblings [OC]

As the eldest child, he took up the responsibility of helping his parents financially by doing odd jobs, be it collecting recyclable scraps, cleaning, babysitting, dog walking or simple repair work. He had no choice but to drop out of high school at the age of 14 to work full time in order for his o...

I joined a religion where flatbread tells us about god.

Its a naan prophet organization.


I have no idea why this was the first thing my brain did when I woke up this morning.

A man tries to pay for lunch with coins made of flatbread

Waiter tells him they won't take his naan cents

Have you heard about the new flatbread conspiracy theorists?

They're out to convince all naan believers.

A man in India claimed that he could predict the price of bread at every restaurant he went to

Absolute naansense

Why did Gandhi throw flatbread at his wife?

Because he believed in naan violence!

Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence?

Because Hindus don't like beef

Is it acceptable to dip bread into a curry?

Asking for my naan.

How many carbs do people in india eat while dieting?

Naan.

What do you call an illogical joke about Indian food

A naan sequitur

I stopped my wife from waiving down our server at the Indian restaurant when they forgot the bread...

We got rice dishes so it was a naan-issue.

My wife just asked me what I ordered from the Indian curry shop.

It was naan of her business.

What’s an Indian chef’s favorite bread?

That’s naan of your concern.

Two bakers were trying to have a talk about leavened Indian breads...

The topic was a naan-starter.

If you make money selling Indian bread...

You run a Naan Profit Organization.

My son has started an apprenticeship chef role at a Michelin starred Indian restaurant in London.

On his first day they showed him how to make the perfect Indian flat bread. He said he can't tell me the recipe though.

Apparently he had to sign a naan disclosure agreement.

What you call an Indian family that makes bread the traditional way?

>!Naan conformists.!<

Last time I went to the Indian restaurant, they forgot to give me bread...

But I didn't complain, since it was a naan-issue.

I walked away from a fight at an Indian restaurant

I chose Naan-violence

The serpent I own refuses to eat Indian flatbread unless it is accompanied by a bread roll.

My anaconda don't want naan unless you got buns hun.

What do you get when you divide bread by zero?

NaaN

I asked an Indian restaurant if they gave volume discounts for large catering orders

They said their prices are naan negotiable.

why do Indians rarely squabble over bread?

Its a Naan-issue

What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'?

Is it:

A) Holy Loaf

B) Sacred Baguette

Or C) Naan of the above

Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants?

Because everyone likes a little naan fiction

I told my son I couldn't make curry one night because we didn't have flatbread.He asked why?

I told him it was a naan issue.

I got a job at an Indian supermarket.

Finally got me a naan to five.

Hey, Jude what kind of bread would you like with your curry?

Naan, naan, naan, naan, naan, naan, naan...

Did you know that Indian Restaurants make most of their money on their flatbread?

They’re naan-profit organizations.

The last time I got Indian food I had a slight problem with the bread. I told them not to worry though.

It was a naan issue.

What do you call bread that doesn’t identify as male or female?

Naan-binary.

I made little coins out of some Indian flatbread

I thought they were cool, but my mom said it was nothing but naan cents.

I wanted to buy some bread from a south-Asian bakery

But i didnt get any because they said they had Naan...



I will leave now

The guys at the Delhi Deli pressured me into having a BLT on Indian bread instead of rye.

Now I like such a naan conformist.

I really like pita bread, in fact...

It's second to Naan.

I was trying to find some good jokes about Indian bread online, but I couldn't find any.

They're basically naan-existent.

If no one else is eating Indian flatbread, I won’t either.

I guess you can say I’m a Naan conformist.

I went to the local Indian restaurant because my kids wanted garlic bread

They had naan

ME AS AN INDIAN RESTAURANT WAITER:

I can show you how we make our bread, but I'll need to you sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement first.

Got into an argument with a colleague so I bought their favorite Indian food, to attempt to make up.

I tried to curry favor but they were having naan of it. I only managed to tikka them off more.

So my buddy told me that India was going to start making single rupees out of bread

I told him that sounds like naan cents

Me and my buddy got into a debate about flat bread being used for sandwiches.

We decided it was a naan issue.

Mahatma Gandhi was once thrown out of an Indian bakery. Not surprising really . . .

He was widely known for being naan-violent.

My wife thinks her latest copy of Indian Cooking Monthly is too narrowly focused

I think it's a naan issue.

Why was the other bread jealous of the flat bread that started his own business?

He was a self made naan

My girlfriend and I broke up today because she said she didn’t like Indian food.

I told her it was Naan negotiable

My Indian girlfriend can't decide if she wants to bake bread the same way as he parents

She'll either end up as a non-conformist or a naan-conformist

I made really spicy vindaloo and thought I should have it with bread

But I had naan.

I wanted to invest some money into my uncle’s Indian restaurant

He said: it’s naan of your business

My wife was annoyed that I forgot to get bread at the Indian grocery store

I'm not sure what she's so mad about. I see this as a naan-issue.

What do you call a bread merchant that drives a hard bargain?

Naan-negotiable!

Did you know that you don't pay taxes on flatbreads if they have a picture of Mohammed on it?

That's because naan-prophets are tax-exempt.

I made a villager in my game out of bread

It's a naan-player character

TIL that the Hindi word for "penny" is derived from the word for bread, as in the ancient Indus valley, small and dense pieces of bread were used as currency

Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me

Breaking bread with your middle-eastern friends...

Is a naan-secular activity everyone can enjoy.

“Hey honey, how much of that Indian flatbread is there leftover?”

Naan.

Can't catch a break as a delivery driver for an Indian restaurant...

I've been working naan stop.

If ever I commit murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread.

Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts.

Indian restaurants in my town will not be allowed to open, even after the lockdown is over.

They are deemed to be a Naan essential business.

Did you hear of the Indians who threw bread at each other to resolve conflicts?

They had a naan aggression pact.

ABBA songs Ramadan edition

Gimme gimme gimme a naan after midnight

Did you hear about the contracts the Indian restaurant made their employees sign?

They were naan-disclosure agreements

What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone?

Naan-aggression.

I got banned for life from our local Indian restaurant.

I am Persona naan grata.

Did you hear about the Indian priest who always donated bread to charity?

He was the Naan-Prophet

When my wife told me she wanted a divorce, I told her that I really liked flatbread.

It was a naan sequitur.

I want to open an Indian restaurant that caters to the workingclass individual.

I'll call it Naan to Five.

Why did the quarantine shut down the Indian Cuisine?

Because it was a naan-Essential business.

Him: I have the ability to detect whenever I'm near a certain type of Middle-Eastern bread.

Her: Well, that's just naan sense.

I can tell she liked my flatbread

There's naan left.

Why is it hard to become famous for finding Indian bread?

eventually somebody will call this ability Naan sense.

I just started volunteering at this place called Muhammad's Bakery.

It's a naan prophet organization.

I recently started working for a charity that convinces local supermarkets to give us their expiring baked goods to donate to refugees and the local homeless. We're working in conjunction with local churches to help distribute donations. All of us are there voluntarily, after all..

It's a naan-prophet organization.

I'm writing a book about Indian food...

It's gonna be a naan-fiction.

What's the name of the restaurant You went to yesterday where they had very good Indian bread?

That's naan of your business!

I have trouble pronouncing certain types of flatbreads.

It's been a naan issue for me.

Why don't Indians have food fights?

Because they're naan-violent

The Indian restaurant made a mistake with my order but I wasn’t worried about it

It was a naan issue

I came up with a get rich quick scheme to sell Indian sourdough bread you bake at home

...but it turned out that plan was a Naan starter.

Someone asked me whether or not I believed Indian food is healthy.

I told them I'm a naan-believer.

Do you know why Indian bakeries are open 24/7?

Because they bake naan stop.

My cousin eats only Indian bread because his friends do.

He's a naan-conformist.

Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?

Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!

What kind of protests do flatbreads organize?

Naan-violence

I was talking to my friend and he brought up Indian flatbread out of nowhere.

It was a real naan sequitur.

Why don't Indians eat baguette?

Because there's naan there.

They say that Indian Cooks are a jack of all trades...

But a master of naan.

My girlfriend said this to me when we were getting indian food tonight.

What did the Indian guy make for dinner?

Never mind, that's naan of your business

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