A man in India claimed that he could predict the price of bread at every restaurant he went to

Absolute naansense

Is it acceptable to dip bread into a curry?

Asking for my naan.

A man walks into an Indian restaurant.

The waiter asks, “have you ever ordered here before?”

The man replies, “No, I haven’t.”

The waiter continues, “We’re a little different here. Before you order, I need you read and sign this form,” and he hands a piece of paper to the man.

The man squints at the paper and reads t...

My wife said she could smell an Indian flatbread from a mile away.

I said that was naan scents.

Have you heard about the new flatbread conspiracy theorists?

They're out to convince all naan believers.

Did you know that Indian Restaurants make most of their money on their flatbread?

They’re naan-profit organizations.

If an Indian restaurant runs out of bread, is it a problem?

Or just a naan-issue

I'm not allowed to share the recipe for the bread we have at the Indian restaurant.

It's a naan disclosure agreement.

If you make money selling Indian bread...

You run a Naan Profit Organization.

Why shouldn't you bother to order a flatbread appetizer from an Indian restaurant?

It will be a naan starter.

Mahatma Gandhi was once thrown out of an Indian bakery. Not surprising really . . .

He was widely known for being naan-violent.

So my buddy told me that India was going to start making single rupees out of bread

I told him that sounds like naan cents

I joined a religion where flatbread tells us about god.

Its a naan prophet organization.


I have no idea why this was the first thing my brain did when I woke up this morning.

Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence?

Because Hindus don't like beef

Me and my buddy got into a debate about flat bread being used for sandwiches.

We decided it was a naan issue.

What do you call bread that doesn’t identify as male or female?

Naan-binary.

My Indian girlfriend can't decide if she wants to bake bread the same way as he parents

She'll either end up as a non-conformist or a naan-conformist

I was trying to find some good jokes about Indian bread online, but I couldn't find any.

They're basically naan-existent.

Why was the other bread jealous of the flat bread that started his own business?

He was a self made naan

My wife was annoyed that I forgot to get bread at the Indian grocery store

I'm not sure what she's so mad about. I see this as a naan-issue.

My wife thinks her latest copy of Indian Cooking Monthly is too narrowly focused

I think it's a naan issue.

A friend of mine had an idea for a subscription box that came with everything you needed to make something akin to Pita bread but softer and made with yogurt...

I had to tell him it was a naan-starter...

I thought you said we didn’t have any bread?

No, I said we had Naan.

ME AS AN INDIAN RESTAURANT WAITER:

I can show you how we make our bread, but I'll need to you sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement first.

I wanted to invest some money into my uncle’s Indian restaurant

He said: it’s naan of your business

I made really spicy vindaloo and thought I should have it with bread

But I had naan.

What do you call a bread merchant that drives a hard bargain?

Naan-negotiable!

What happened to the Indian bread when it left the country?

It became a Naan Residential Indian.

I made a villager in my game out of bread

It's a naan-player character

Did you know that you don't pay taxes on flatbreads if they have a picture of Mohammed on it?

That's because naan-prophets are tax-exempt.

ABBA songs Ramadan edition

Gimme gimme gimme a naan after midnight

My girlfriend and I broke up today because she said she didn’t like Indian food.

I told her it was Naan negotiable

I tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighbor

... but he said he had naan.

Can't catch a break as a delivery driver for an Indian restaurant...

I've been working naan stop.

Was going to make a joke about Indian food.

But I got naan.

What do you call an Indian Baker in a warzone?

A Naan Combatant.

Did you hear of the Indians who threw bread at each other to resolve conflicts?

They had a naan aggression pact.

If I have an Indian Restaurant, I'll call it Jack of All Trades

Master of Naan

Breaking bread with your middle-eastern friends...

Is a naan-secular activity everyone can enjoy.

Why did the quarantine shut down the Indian Cuisine?

Because it was a naan-Essential business.

Hey, Jude what kind of bread would you like with your curry?

Naan, naan, naan, naan, naan, naan, naan...

Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants?

Because everyone likes a little naan fiction

Him: I have the ability to detect whenever I'm near a certain type of Middle-Eastern bread.

Her: Well, that's just naan sense.

Did you hear about the contracts the Indian restaurant made their employees sign?

They were naan-disclosure agreements

Last time I went to the Indian restaurant, they forgot to give me bread...

But I didn't complain, since it was a naan-issue.

I wanted to buy some bread from a south-Asian bakery

But i didnt get any because they said they had Naan...



I will leave now

In the City of Loafington, there lived a superhero named Wonderbread.

Wonderbread was, predictably, a superhero with bread-themed powers. He could beat up a gang with a baguette, trap someone in a giant pita, or cushion someone's fall with swiftly-rising dough. He was beloved by all in the city, for his escapades had the lovely side-effect of feeding the entire city f...

TIL that the Hindi word for "penny" is derived from the word for bread, as in the ancient Indus valley, small and dense pieces of bread were used as currency

Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me

Did you hear about the Indian priest who always donated bread to charity?

He was the Naan-Prophet

I really like pita bread, in fact...

It's second to Naan.

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[OC, long] There's a new MLM scheme going around getting housewives to bake cookies, cake, and bread.

"Independent Businesses Owners" buy frozen pastries and mixes from the company, bake them in a timeshare commercial kitchen space, and try to sell them at their office, church, kids' activities, public events, and through social media. The typical.

One of my coworkers, Amanda, recently invite...

When my wife told me she wanted a divorce, I told her that I really liked flatbread.

It was a naan sequitur.

I want to open an Indian restaurant that caters to the workingclass individual.

I'll call it Naan to Five.

If no one else is eating Indian flatbread, I won’t either.

I guess you can say I’m a Naan conformist.

I got banned for life from our local Indian restaurant.

I am Persona naan grata.

I can tell she liked my flatbread

There's naan left.

If ever I commit murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread.

Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts.

I came up with a get rich quick scheme to sell Indian sourdough bread you bake at home

...but it turned out that plan was a Naan starter.

I recently started working for a charity that convinces local supermarkets to give us their expiring baked goods to donate to refugees and the local homeless. We're working in conjunction with local churches to help distribute donations. All of us are there voluntarily, after all..

It's a naan-prophet organization.

What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'?

Is it:

A) Holy Loaf

B) Sacred Baguette

Or C) Naan of the above

What's the name of the restaurant You went to yesterday where they had very good Indian bread?

That's naan of your business!

I have trouble pronouncing certain types of flatbreads.

It's been a naan issue for me.

When Gandhi was on his first hunger strike

People would routinely bring him flattened bread in an attempt to get him to eat. What people don't understand though is that Gandhi was actually a very temperamental man, and prone to anger. So even when his friends and family were the ones bringing him bread, he would take it and hurl it at them, ...

I just started volunteering at this place called Muhammad's Bakery.

It's a naan prophet organization.

What do you call an Atheist who loves Indian food?

A NAAN believer.

Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food?

Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!

Do you know why Indian bakeries are open 24/7?

Because they bake naan stop.

The Indian restaurant made a mistake with my order but I wasn’t worried about it

It was a naan issue

I'm writing a book about Indian food...

It's gonna be a naan-fiction.

My cousin eats only Indian bread because his friends do.

He's a naan-conformist.

Someone asked me whether or not I believed Indian food is healthy.

I told them I'm a naan-believer.

Why don't Indians have food fights?

Because they're naan-violent

What did the Indian guy make for dinner?

Never mind, that's naan of your business

They say that Indian Cooks are a jack of all trades...

But a master of naan.

My girlfriend said this to me when we were getting indian food tonight.

We went for Indian food on our first date so I tried to get conversation going at the table by ordering appetizers...

Turns out that was a naan starter

What do you call a charity that gives bread to the poor?

A naan-profit!

I was talking to my friend and he brought up Indian flatbread out of nowhere.

It was a real naan sequitur.

Why don't Indians eat baguette?

Because there's naan there.

What kind of protests do flatbreads organize?

Naan-violence

A man walks into a bakery right before closing time

And asks, "do you have any pita?"

The baker responds, "no, there's naan left."

What do you call an Indian person who can't stick to a diet?

Naan-committal.

What is the proper term for a lover of East Indian cuisine who doesn’t deviate from the norm?

A naan conformist.

A guy walks into an Indian Restaurant.

He talks to the waiter. He then walks out. The manager asks the waiter, "why did that man leave?"

The waiter says, "he asked what kind of bread we have and I told him we have Naan.

Looks like the Indian bakery nearby is going through some tough times...

... I've just heard they've fired all Naan-essential staff.

I told my psychiatrist that I believe I have the power to detect Indian bread for miles around.

He said that's naan-sense.

I took my Indian friend to a Persian restaurant

He said the pita was second to naan.

Two Indian restaurants across the street from each other were involved in a feud

The feud had gone on a long time and was pretty extensive. There were pricing wars, sabotage, recruiting chefs from each others restaurants, stealing recipes... The restaurant on the right side of the street was starting to gain an advantage as they were being recognized for their delicious tandoo...

I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious

He called himself a Naan-Conformist.

I was worried about the price of bread in India

But then I realized it's a naan issue.

Indian Restaurant

I went to an Indian restaurant. The waiter brought out a basket of stale flatbread before realizing his mistake and bringing a fresh one. I would have complained, but it was a naan-issue.

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