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First Cousin Jokes

Why did Einstein marry his first cousin?

Because, it was all relative.

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Why are people from Alabama okay with with a second cousin?

Because the first cousin was great!

Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin."

That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.

My cousin recently had her baby aborted.

Such a shame, could have met my future first cousin once removed.
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