Fire Sale Jokes - 4 Hilarious Fire Sale Jokes

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Fire Sale!

Our corner deli had a fire last week. They were right back in business the next day, though, selling smoked ham, smoked turkey, smoked cheeses....

My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale.

The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.

Did you hear there's a 50% discount at the crematorium this week?

They're having a fire sale.

I just got a great deal on some real estate in California.

It was a fire sale!

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