I have a bird feeder in the garden.

It also works as a cat feeder.

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On the one hand, I should be more focused on my job as a shark feeder at SeaWorld.

On the other h... FUCK!

I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder.

I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time...

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What do you call an ass-eating sea creature

a bottom feeder


(creds to a friend)

What are perverted fish called?

Bottom feeders.

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[nsfw] people who eat ass

are literal bottom-feeders

What did the whale say to the barnacle?

I used to think you were just a bottom feeder but now you're starting to grow on me.

A tourist is eaten by a python at the zoo.

Two tourists from the Czech republic are visiting New York. At the zoo, one leans forward, trying to get real close to the pythons. He falls down into the enclosure and is quickly swallowed whole.


Panicking, the other guy runs up to a caretaker and cries out for help. The caretaker asks h...

F*ck I killed him

A cyclist is riding through the park and suddenly a bird flies directly in his face. They both fall down on the road. When the cyclist realizes what just happened, he notices the bird laying almost dead, but still breathing. He doesn't have the heart to leave that poor bird die there so he takes it ...

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A lawyer and a catfish

What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.

*-Hannibal Lecter*

Apes are very intelligent...

After working very hard with a group of apes their zookeepers seemed to have had some success teaching them to read and write.

The apes begin to make remarkable progress. As they spent most of their budget on basic children's books the staff decides to use texts about animals from the gift sh...

Bus 702

Bus 702 is a double-decked bus, one of those feeder services that simply goes out to far flung places to pick people up where there would not otherwise be traffic. Along its route, near where it loops around, are cemeteries of all faiths. Looking out of the window during the route does not exactly b...

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