Kylie Minogue, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street.
Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings. Robbie, quick as a flash, pulls down her knickers and fucks her ball-deep senseless. He turns to Elton and says, "your turn!" but Elton starts to cry. "What's wrong, Elton?" asks Robbie. Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!"
I sat next to an insurance salesman during Robbie Williams performance at the World Cup opening ceremony
And through it all, he offered me protection.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.