A farmer stopped by a hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. Then he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store, he wondered how to carry all his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head, h...
A dairy farmer walks in to his feed store and asks the clerk, "Has your product recently changed?"
"Same formula for two decades now" replies the clerk. "Why do you ask? Your cattle not eating?"
"No, it's not that. It's just that their flatulence has become unbearable. It used to not bother me, but it's got to the point that I can't even be in the barn without wearing a respirator." <...
A farmer had a problem; His hogs were not mating. At the feed store he ran into the local veterinarian and
asked for advice. The vet said, “Farmer Heffelfinger here had that same issue and managed to resolve it himself by artificial insemination”. The farmer, not knowing exactly what that term meant asked how he will know if it has worked. “Well, they’l be real sleepy the next day”. Back on t...
A dairy farmer runs into his neighbor at the feed store...
"How's everything going?" the neighbor asks.
"Not too bad" the farmer replies, "but a couple of of my cows have had terrible flatulence lately; the smell is almost too much to bear."
The neighbor laughs, "I know what you mean. A few years ago one of my horses had the very same problem...
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Dwarf with a speech impediment wants to buy a horse
A dwarf walks into a feed store and starts a conversation with the owner, it comes up that he’s looking to buy a horse. The owner tells him about his friend who owns a horse ranch just outside of town. The owner calls up his friend and says "I've sent a dwarf with a speech impediment to see you. He ...
My dad gave me a one dollar bill because I’m his smartest son.
My dad gave me a one dollar bill because I'm his smartest son, and I swapped it for two shiny quarters because two is more than one!
And then I took the quarters and traded them to Lou, for three dimes -- I guess he don't know that three is more than two!
Just then, along c...
North Dakota
A dairy farmer from South Dakota had a favorite dairy cow. She was old, and one day she passed away. Saddened, but wanting another cow to give his family milk he sought out another cow in the local paper.
He found a listing from a dairy farmer in North Dakota a few hours away, and made arrang...
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