What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
Harrison Ford said this joke on Jimmy Fallon
Two cannibals walk by past each other in the woods in opposite directions. Cannibal 1 says to the other, "hey, how's it going?".
Cannibal 2 replies "not so good, I ate something funny".
Cannibal 1: "really ? Like what?
Cannibal 2: "a missionary"
Cannibal 1: "well, how d...
When Jimmy Fallon started hosting The Tonight Show, Conan called him up to offer some advice...
The first thing he said was:
"Kill your enemies and see them driven before you..."
Why the long face?
There’s a horse in middle school, he doesn’t really have anything going for him, he’s watching MTV, sees jimmy hendrix playing, wants to be like him, asks his parents for a guitar, they deliberate but then give him one, he plays, gets really good, then gives up Few years later, he’s in high schoo...
“According to a new report, Netflix is losing subscribers and 130,000 people have stopped watching.
It all happened after one guy changed his password.”
- Credit: Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (a rare actually good joke by Fallon I heard while my mom was watching)