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Falcons Jokes

I walked into a bar and saw this girl wearing a Falcons jersey.

I walked up and introduced myself as, "25 point lead".

"Is that your real name?", she asked.

I said, "No, but I figured anyone wearing a Falcons jersey would blow a 25 point lead."

Listen…did you know falcons only live 12-15 yrs? That means every falcon alive right now was born in the 21st century which makes them…

Millennium Falcons

I went to the Atlanta Falcons locker room to get some change for a dollar...

But they only gave me 3 quarters.

Did you know that birds like hawks and falcons can commonly be found at churches?

That's because they're birds of pray.

What's the difference between a dollar bill and the Atlanta Falcons?

A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.

The Atlanta falcons just came out and said they won the Super Bowl

until the illegal second half was played.

It's no wonder falcons are an endangered species

They've got an extreme choking problem.

What do you call a group of Falcons?

A choke.

I went out on a date with a Georgia/Falcons fan

She seemed really kinky when I talked with her. She’s really into choking

What is the worst day to be a fan of the Atlanta Falcons?

March 28th

What do Atlanta's overpasses and the Falcons have in common?

They're on fire for the first two hours but completely fall apart by the end.

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Everyone loves birds, but men and women have different favorite species of birds

For instance. Men have falcons, eagles, vultures etc as their favorite

But women have great tits.

I totally forgot the Super Bowl was tonight!

Don't worry; so did the ~~Patriots~~ Falcons.

How do you get a champagne cork back in the bottle?

I don't know, ask a Falcons fan

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Did you know people often call a group of multiple birds by certain names?

People call a group of chickens a Brood.

People call a group of Falcons a Cast.

People call a group of Seagulls “Fuck You!”

The Patriots are true gentlemen.

They let the Falcons finish their game before they started theirs.

We all know that today's eclipse was amazing,

but we can't forget the fact that the Falcons still blew a 25 point lead during the superbowl

Brady once again charged with letting the air out of something.

This time it was the Falcons defense

Can you name the 3 NFL team's mascots that start with the letter "F"?

The Falcons, the Fourty-Niners and the F***ing Dolphins!

The Green Bay Packers' Defense

That's it. That's the joke. LET'S GO FALCONS!

I don't know if I can handle the intensity

My wife just told me she was going to blow me harder then the falcons 28-3 lead.

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The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and was initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
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