Fake News Jokes

"Trump can't swim"

A lie-brary

The struggle Israel

It's their free choice between wearing them or getting stoned to death.

they want to take a propaganda

I read it on Facebook.

Batman's parents

Some of it is Trudeau

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN:... read more

All I wanna know is when they're gonna get the real one.

Early in the night, FDR appears. Trump asks him "how can I make America great again?"
FDR replies "think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets"
Trump's face sours "FAKE NEWS!" he screams and FDR disappears. Trump falls bac... read more

Who takes the pictures for fake news?

Fauxtographers.

- Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"

...but since most of the things he says are fake, by transitive property, the news is fake too

Does that make it the State of the Onion

The Chinese wall. That's fake news.


But you know what you can see from space? Selenskyj's huge balls

It was fake news.

All I found was a bunch of fake news, so I stopped reading

Folks, let me tell you, this is a great question. It's a huge question, it's tremendous. Just last day a decorated veteran with tears in his eyes came to me and asked" sir, please sir, can you answer what comes after the letter b in alphabet?". And let me tell you, the answer is a big deal. It's a b... read more

She's spreading fake news. Sad!

Doctors are expecting a swift recovery, citing that the virus is a hoax and fake news.

"I just turned on the TV, and there's a car on the wrong side of the freeway, and it's near where you are!"

"FAKE NEWS! It isn't one car, it's all of them!

...might be labeled as fake news and have mean presidential tweets written about them.



Central America: A reporter that criticizes the government may be secretly arrested in the middle of the night.




Saudi Arabia: Hold my beer...

Aliens invade the Earth. They round-up the leaders of all countries in the world. Their leader brags to them about how superior and far more intelligent their race is compared to earthlings who are focused on petty differences and destroying their own planet.

Just to give an example of his i... read more

What light bulb? There is no light bulb and never was. Liberals broke the light bulb. Fake news.

1st April - everything's fake news.

Trump : this is the bestest painting I’ve ever seen

Docent : yes indeed Mr. President , it was painted by Michaelangelo ..

Trump : I know the fake news media makes me look like an idiot but I’m not foolish to believe that it was painted by a freaking turtle