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Facetious Jokes

I told my friend I was appearing in Hamlet at the Globe Theatre

He said, "Are you being facetious?"
I said "No, Polonius"

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Ellen

In a poll for the audience, Ellen asks for a show of hands how often they have sex with their partners.

She asks, "Two or three times a week?" Some hands go up

Then, "Once a week?" Some other hands go up.

To be facetious, "Once a year?"

A gentlemen in the back shoots up ...

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