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Alarmist Jokes

Now, I don't want to sound like an alarmist, but someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off!

I think I'm being stalked...

A prist, a minister and a youth pastor are standing by the side of a road, holding up a sign.

The sign reads "The End Is Near! Turn Back Before It's Too Late!"

Well, along comes a redneck, driving a jacked-up pickup truck and swiggin' a Coors Lite.

He screeches to a halt before the three men of the cloth, surveys their sign for a moment, and bursts into uncontrollable guffaws....

The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate.

Typical alarmist.

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