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Unoriginal Jokes

How do we know the french are unoriginal?

Without them we wouldn’t have clichés

I can't stand reading unoriginal jokes on reddit

Thankfully, I spend most of the day sat down.

Artists on Reddit are pretty unoriginal

Does every one of them have to call their painting Untitled ?

Probably unoriginal, thought of this over dinner

What do you call a hypothetical situation where two men in wheelchairs, wielding guns face each other, ready to fire?

Well you can't call it a stand-off, that's for sure.

My cousin thinks reddit is unoriginal garbage

He runs an Instagram meme page

Do you want to hear brand-new unoriginal jokes?

Nah, I already reddit.

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A flight is on its way to Sydney when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down

The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”.

The flight...

A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship (Long)

The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day workload is easy. The mainly elderly audience seem to enjoy his show which is unoriginal but has the polish of hundreds of repetitions. All in all, it's started out as a great gig except for one glaring ...

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My Wife Says I'm A Thirsty, Sentimental, Unoriginal Jerk With Bad Taste In Music

I replied "And maybe....you can be the one who saves me."

Did you hear about the fencing teacher’s new, though unoriginal lesson?

The riposte, he called it.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

2 Zombies are Eating a Redditor

One asks the other "Does this taste smarter-than-average and depressed to you?"

"No. Just angsty and unoriginal."

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One day a teacher was in a coma.

One day a teacher was in a coma. He had to have a substitute take over his position for a while. The substitute was so annoying. He would always wear clothes with jokes on them. They were almost always the same jokes, occasionally with a minor difference. On very rare occasions, there would be new a...

A researcher is startled to find that 90% of the internet is bots

When confronted that this was realistically impossible, he exclaimed “But all they do is quote movies, books, and shows, and EACH OTHER! No human could possibly be this unoriginal!”

A List of Things I Hate

1. Unoriginal jokes
2. Hypocrisy
3. Irony

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My friend called me a pussy the other day.

I replied, “You are what you eat”

(I thought of it on the spot, could be unoriginal idk)

Have you heard of Deja moo?

It's the feeling you get when you heard this bull before.

This is absolutely unoriginal but should be shared anyway, because it's so good. Have a great rest of your day!

Women complain about men sitting on the toilet too long.

What kind of king doesn't sit on his throne?



P.s. sorry if this is unoriginal. It sounds too good to not be taken.

What does Batman put in his whiskey?

Just ice.

(Forgive me if this is unoriginal, but i thought i made it up just this moment).

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The most ancient joke from the Stone Age (really)

I've read somewhere that this is considered the most ancient still surviving joke, already told by cavemen around the campfire, literally tens of thousands of years old. (So like the ultimate unoriginal one lol.) Figured maybe you haven't heard it, so here it goes (sorry if my delivery is bad).
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Did you hear about the fencing champion who only had one move in his repertoire?

He was completely unoriginal and only knew how to riposte. I have no idea how jokers like him get silver and gold.

What do you call someone who plays the same song over and over on his didgeridoo?

An unoriginal aboriginal.

If two vegans fight is it still considered beef?

Sorry for the unoriginal joke, have an invisible flying potato.

The Ool

Lifeguard: welcome to the Ool.

Kid: why’s it called the “Ool?”

Lifeguard: because there is no P in the pool.

(Sorry if this is unoriginal, my friend told this to me)

Cheesy joke I made up

My teacher said to make something original for the project, but due to it being Opposite Day, that meant UNoriginal

So the next day I walked in with nothing and my teacher asked,”Where’s your project?”

And I said I’m right here.

Jokes for six year old

Hey guys. Was hoping all you hilarious people at jokes could help a dad out.

I recently started working out of town for long stretches and I just want to be able to tell my six year old son some funny jokes for his age.

I've looked some up but after the 4th website I realized they are ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

An unoriginal joke

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Old Lady Laughing at The Dentist.

An old lady went in for her dental appointment and was real nervous so the dentist tries to calm her down with an interesting fact.
Dentist:"Did you know the way they used to make latex gloves is they had the factory workers stick their hands in Vats of Latex?"

The old lady nods in amuseme...

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