From 2004-2015, Chelsea FC had the best goalkeeper in the world

On second thought, Petr Cech that one

TIL that in the '60s, Liverpool FC tried to get Yul Brynner to advertise their own-brand aftershave.

Sadly, it was doomed to fail because...

Yul never wore cologne.

My wife wants to leave me because of my obsession with FC Barcelona

I see a Messi divorce ahead.

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There are three English football clubs with curse words in their name.

Arsenal FC, Scunthorpe United, and Fucking Manchester United.

What do Barcelona FC and a dog walker with Parkinson's have in common?

Neither of them can hold a lead.

Why are wheelchair users fans of Liverpool FC?

Because they’ll never walk alone.

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Arsenal FC offered a trial for the rescued Thai football team

One of the boys Tam said "Fuck off , haven't you seen we have suffered enough already ".

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC

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