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Fc Jokes

What do the ministry of magic and Chelsea fc fans have in common?

They both find potter undesirable.

From 2004-2015, Chelsea FC had the best goalkeeper in the world

On second thought, Petr Cech that one

Why are wheelchair users fans of Liverpool FC?

Because they’ll never walk alone.

My wife wants to leave me because of my obsession with FC Barcelona

I see a Messi divorce ahead.

Did you know Yul Brynner smelt awful and was a Liverpool FC fan?

Yep, Yul never wore cologne.

What do Barcelona FC and a dog walker with Parkinson's have in common?

Neither of them can hold a lead.

TIL that in the '60s, Liverpool FC tried to get Yul Brynner to advertise their own-brand aftershave.

Sadly, it was doomed to fail because...

Yul never wore cologne.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

There are three English football clubs with curse words in their name.

Arsenal FC, Scunthorpe United, and Fucking Manchester United.

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