F1 Jokes

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Because he completed the circuit.

He has thrust issues.

He broke almost every single bone in his body
The doctors told him he would never drive again

He was absolutely shattered

He soon felt the *need* for *speed*

because I find f5 to be more refreshing.

3 men die and go to heaven and when they arrive at the gates St. Peter says to them, "Welcome to the road to heaven. You must travel down this road behind me to reach Heaven, however, the medium of transportation is dependent on how faithful you were to your spouse during your lifetime."
First ma... read more

They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry. The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1. The... read more

Because it's on F1.

Friend 1: hey friend 2 what do you want to eat tonight
F2: hmm I’m thinking fish
F1: fish?!?! Why fish?
F2:... for the halibut.

The Lord lets them ask a question about the future.

The Italian asks, “I’m a big F1 racing fan. When will Ferrari win another World Championship?” “In 20 years,” says God.

The Italian wails, “I’m an old man. I’ll never get to see my team win a championship.” He starts to cry.
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When he got to heaven God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a small Ferrari flag in the window. "This house is yurs for eternity, Enzo," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Enzo felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his... read more

he says he finds it refreshing.

I told him he needs help,

now he keeps hitting F1.

(edit- thanks to r/supremesnicker for the better punchline.)

One day a farmer's mare birthed two foals. One was named Hobbin, and the other Noggin. The two horses grew up and loved to race each other. One day the farmer noticed the two racing each other around the pasture and thought to himself, "Wow! These horses are quick!" So the next day he entered them i... read more

Lauda?

WHO WAS THAT AUSTRIAN F1 DRIVER?

I think I need help.