Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why did the F1 Racer get electrocuted after finishing 1 lap?

Because he completed the circuit.

A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar...

They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry. The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1. The...

Messi has been signed for Mercedes f1

They considered Iniesta but dropped him as he is a mid fielder

An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines.

He soon felt the *need* for *speed*

A F1 race driver got into an accident

He broke almost every single bone in his body
The doctors told him he would never drive again

He was absolutely shattered

I'm obsessed with my F1 key.

I think I need help.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Why is the white bishop piece in chess the fastest?

Because it's on F1.

An Italian, an Englishman and an American are granted an audience with God.

The Lord lets them ask a question about the future.

The Italian asks, “I’m a big F1 racing fan. When will Ferrari win another World Championship?” “In 20 years,” says God.

The Italian wails, “I’m an old man. I’ll never get to see my team win a championship.” He starts to cry.
...

3 Men die and go to heaven...

3 men die and go to heaven and when they arrive at the gates St. Peter says to them, "Welcome to the road to heaven. You must travel down this road behind me to reach Heaven, however, the medium of transportation is dependent on how faithful you were to your spouse during your lifetime."
First ma...

Who was that Austrian F1 driver, Niki erm Niki..

Lauda?

WHO WAS THAT AUSTRIAN F1 DRIVER?

In 1988 Enzo Anselmo Ferrari, after living a full life, died.

When he got to heaven God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a small Ferrari flag in the window. "This house is yurs for eternity, Enzo," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Enzo felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his...

The tale of Hobbin & Noggin

One day a farmer's mare birthed two foals. One was named Hobbin, and the other Noggin. The two horses grew up and loved to race each other. One day the farmer noticed the two racing each other around the pasture and thought to himself, "Wow! These horses are quick!" So the next day he entered them i...

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Blondes..

My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen.

After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was i...

My friend with OCD keeps hitting F5...

he says he finds it refreshing.

I told him he needs help,

now he keeps hitting F1.

(edit- thanks to r/supremesnicker for the better punchline.)

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