UPJOKE
m3m1money supplyf1f3f2pkamlbranep4aa1a2apb

M2 Jokes

Two men are talking to each other

M1: I can not believe you slept with her!

M2:What was I supposed to do she was just laying there naked!

M1:The autopsy!!!

M2:Ohh

M1:You are the worst vet I know

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Mean Drunk!

One day two guys go to a bar on the 100th floor of a building. It's a pretty fancy and famous place you'd go to tick it off the bucket list. A drunk approaches them

Drunk: You know what I can do, do ya?

Man1: Ummm, we want no trouble mister.

D: Nonsense no trouble I just wanted ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A physics professor asks this question in his class.

If a plane is flying in South East direction at 795 miles an hour and it takes a torque of 58000 N/m2 to unscrew a nut from the main pillar of Brooklyn Bridge, then calculate my age as of today?

The ivy league geniuses in the class immediately went to work. Firing up thier computers and calc...

Viva voce in India

Students go to an Engineering Viva Exam.

The first guy goes into the class, and the professor begins the Viva voce with a question...

Let's say you are traveling by train and its getting hot. What will you do?

Open the window... he answers.

Very good...the professor conti...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.