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F4 Jokes

I love Alt + F4

It offers me closure

I Wish I Was a Computer

So I could Alt + F4 my life

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My girlfriend sat on my keyboard...

I told her, " You must be sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is refreshing." ...

She said, "No it's Alt +F4". I just got shut down.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He accidentally hit alt+f4

How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide?

Alt-F4

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You gota map?

An old pilot regains his desire to fly, so he acquires all of the needed certifications to fly for a popular airline. Sitting down as a first officer, waiting for the lead pilot, a younger flight officer takes a seat at a small table behind the old aviator. The old man asks "who are you" to which ...

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