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Eye Drop Jokes

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Heard of the new viagra eye drops......

Make you look hard

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I blended a little Viagra and some penis enlargement medicine into eye drops.

It made me take a long, hard look at myself.

I am so good a using eye drops

I can do it with my eyes closed.

Don't share eye drops..

You never know where that person's eye has been.

I couldn't find my eye drops today

It seems like eye dropped it.

:|

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Jack and Jill go up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack falls down and breaks his crown and Jill comes tumbling after.

Jill feels physically fine but is not able to see clearly. She decides to go to the optometrist nearby to get her eyes checked. She tells the optometrist about her blurred vision and the optometrist makes her sit in a chair and asks her to read the letters on the eye chart hanging on the wall across...

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On this, the second anniversary of becoming a Redditor, I've decided to repost one of my OWN jokes!

As an experiment, I blended some penis enlargement medication with some Viagra and then added that into my eye drops.

It made me take a long, hard look at myself.

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Husband and wife are preparing for bed...

The wife picks her eye drops. Puts 2 drops in her left eye, 2 drops in her right eye and 5 drops between her legs.

The husband saw her and screams:
"Why you put these drops there?!"

"It hasn't seen anything for a while"

Drops

Technically, eye drops are “blinker fluid”

When my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I winked.

She bought me eye drops.

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