Eye Ball Jokes

The IRS agent questions the old man about large sums of money going in and out of his bank account, so they end up setting an appointment the next day to discuss in further detail. The old man agrees, and then hires a lawyer just to make sure everything going smooth at the appointment.

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He see's a sign that says, "$50 blow job, while singing".

He scratches his head and decides, what the heck. So he goes in, there is this pretty attractive woman, so he puts down his $50. She starts giving him an amazing blow job and right in the middle, she pipes up with this incredible sing... read more

"The bartender thinks to himself that's impossible there's no way that old man is that limber so he says "I'll take that bet" and pulls a $100 dollars from the drawer. The old gambler removes his prosthetic leg and wraps it around his neck grabs the hundred dollars and buys another round.

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