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Trump says to Pence, "China's mining too many ores"

Pence: What are you going to do?
Trump: Order more tariffs to make them mine less.
Pence: Mine fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.

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I am thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

Why did Trump put tariffs on Canadian goods?

To prove that he has no ties to Poutine.

If Mexico is paying for the wall and China paying for the tariffs

Can somebody pay for my bills?

Did you hear about the metal tariffs placed by the U.S.?

Turns out they were imposed on some key "alloys."

Donald Trump is enacting tariffs on $200bn of Chinese goods, harming consumers like me.

I'm tariffied.

A group of foreign computer peripheral manufacturers, unhappy with tariffs placed on their products by the United States, plans on starting their own country, which will compete with America.

They will call it USB.

How is the Mexican government like a cueball?

The harder you hit them with tariffs the more English they pick up.

Canadian Travel Warning for Americans

This would happen right before I get to Toronto, Donald Trump announces new tariffs against Canada. In response Justin Trudeau made a travel announcement to all U.S. citizens coming to Canada to use the bathroom before entering Canada. He announced Canada will take no sh*t from Americans.

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