Two men are golfing. The first man asks his friend, "Have you ever been so nervous talking to a pretty woman, that you misspoke?"
His face turns read and he continues, "Because just last week, I was at the train station. I meant to ask the beautiful and large breasted ticket lady for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh', but accidentally I asked for 'two **dick**ets to **tits**burgh'. It was humiliating!"
The second man replied,...
Did you hear hear about the guys who wrote the book about eating all you can at buffets?
They weren’t hungry Et Al.
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