Merry Christmas and Happy Ho idays to friends and oved ones c ose and far. B essings to you and yours this Yu e season.

This is my no-L greeting!

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Success is like pregnancy...

Everyone congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it...

Why are French snails faster than snails from other countries?

L’ess cargo.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

A rich Texan is on vacation in Ireland...

One of my oldest, one of my favorites, but I haven't seen it pop up since I've been subbed. But of course it's surely a repost. I like to put on the Texan drawl and Irish accent for this one...

After a long day of sightseeing the Irish countryside the Texan wants to relax and have a beer so...

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"You dirty-mouth pigs! In this country we dont talk about our dirty sex lives in public"

Two men with strong accents are having a conversation on the bus and a lady behind then eavesdrops.

"Emma comma first. Den I come. Den two esses acomma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, dey comma together again. I comma again and pee twice. Den I comma one last time."

"You dirty...

What does a patriotic cholo love the most?

You, esse!

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