‌‌A grou‌‌p o‌‌f Engineerin‌‌g professor‌‌s wer‌‌e invite‌‌d t‌‌o fl‌‌y i‌‌n ‌‌a plane.

Righ‌‌t afte‌‌r the‌‌y wer‌‌e comfortabl‌‌y seated‌‌, the‌‌y wer‌‌e informe‌‌d th‌‌e plan‌‌e wa‌‌s buil‌‌t b‌‌y thei‌‌r students.

All but one got off their seats and headed frantically to the exits in maniacal panic.

The one lone professor that stayed put, calmly in his seat, was asked...

My C, F, and A key in the keyboard doesn't play.

Well, FAC.

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A chicken walks into a bar..

..and orders five flagons of mead. After the fourth alcoholic beverage, the bartender asks him..

  

"Hey buddy why the long fac..oh wait not a horse lol."

  

The chicken gulps down his fifth drink and laments.

  

"You see, that ott...

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