What does a yoga instructor say when he doesn't wan't to leave?

Na-ma-ste

i was laying in a yoga class

I was just laying there, and the instructor says "hey man you gotta get outta here!"

So I said na-ma-ste

I asked my Hindu friend whether he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Florence.

He said, Na-ama-ste.

What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition?

Na-ama-ste

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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