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Ked Jokes

If you're trying to get f**ked today...

... Do your taxes 2 months early!

A man walks in a bar with a pistol and yells

Who the hell here f*ked my wife.
Everyone is quiet until a man at the back says"You ain't got enough bullets for that mate".

Little Johnny asked his teacher a question.

"If there were two doors where one of them led to unlimited money and the second one ked ti a path guiding to knowledge, which one would you choose Mrs. P?"


Mrs. P: Obviously, the door with the knowledge.


Johnny: I would go for the door with unlimited money since one only w...

Man is walking through park. He sees a girl in a wheelchair crying. But never expect this!

Man is walking through park. He sees a girl in a wheelchair crying.

"What's wrong?" man asks.

"Never been kissed before" girl says.

Man kisses her and she goes home happy.

Next day man walking through same park. Sees girl in wheelchair again crying.

"What's wrong?"...

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Once upon a time there lived a king and his nymphomaniac queen

King wasn't into sex but the queen has the burning desire to get f**ked in a hard way. She started to release herself by having sex with all the royal guards one at a time. Few days later king got wind of this news and was furious. He drugged his queen and with help of royal surgeon he implanted her...

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A guy is enjoying a nice cold beer in a bar when out of nowhere...

A clearly drunk old man walks over and says to him "Hey boy! Guess what! I saw your little sister naked! Wotcha gonna do about it pussy?"

The guy says "Nothing. Go and sit down and leave me alone."

10 minutes later the old man comes back and says "Oy young fella! I once touched your Gr...

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A guy goes to the doctor..

Guy: “Doctor, whenever i have sex with my wife my dick gets stuck inside her”

Doctor: “That’s impossible”
Guy: “but Its true!! ”

The doctor doesn’t know what to do so he gives him some medicine

The guy returns the next day and tells the doctor that the medicines didn’t hel...

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