A captain enhances his soldiers' spirit before going to battle
He asks Ryan first
\- What is America, you?
\- It is my mother, and I love it more than anything.
\- What would you do for her?
\- I would sacrifice myself, if necessary.
Pleased, he asks Forrest
\- And you, do you love America, soldier?
\- Yes, but ...
Who’s your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A hillbilly once went to a doctor.
“Doctor, I need a cast(e)ration,” the hillbilly said. The Doctor replied, “Are you sure about that?” The hillbilly promptly responds, “Well, I have given it some thought, and I am really excited about the change.” The hillbilly finally goes through with the procedure and over time, recovers....
I could argue that someone passing out in the punchline enhances the joke,
but that would be faint praise indeed.