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How to give your cat a pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
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What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

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'Ost

Once there was a town that had a very special crop called 'Ost, The reason this crop was special was it grew quick and emitted heat for a few minutes once fully grown which was good because this town was very cold. Now there was a peasant travelling through this town looking for a place to spend the...

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The future of technology (long)

Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (Heads of Microsoft, Intel, and Advanced Micro Devices) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Jerry is sitting. Jerry says, "Oh, that's my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I...

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