Electric Bill Jokes - 20 Hilarious Electric Bill Jokes

I'm so much in debt, I can't afford to pay my electric bill...

These are the darkest days of my life...

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When I was a boy, my dad gave me money to go downtown and pay the electric bill

But instead, I bought raffle tickets for a chance to win a new truck.

I told my dad when I got home and he beat my .

The next morning, however, there was a brand new truck in the driveway.

We all held each other and cried, especially me because it was the truck from the el...

I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously...

Needless to say, I was shocked.

You think gad and electric bills are expensive... have you seen chimneys?

They're through the roof!

[First Date] Her: I’m usually attracted to men with power.

Me: That’s great, I always pay my electric bill on time.

What did the alcoholic do after he couldn’t afford the electric bill?

He took a shot in the dark!

When we were in college, my roommates and I were so poor that we couldn’t afford to pay our electric bills.

It was…the darkest days of our lives.

Why do Hanzo players have such high electric bills?

They never switch off.

How did the church save money on their electric bill?

They switched to souler power from the son.

With great power comes....

....great electric bills!

My Father often said, "Everything the light touches is yours."

It was a lovely sentiment, but he never paid the electric bill either.

Yesterday, a homeless man approached me while I was checking the mail...

He said, "Sir, I hate to bother you, but I haven't eaten in nearly two days. Is there any way you can find it in your heart to give me a dollar or two?" I told him that I only had large bills. He said, "Hell, I'll take one of those!" So I looked through what I had in my hand, and I gave him my elect...

When God closes a door, he opens a window.

My electric bill is through the roof.

I was sitting in my room just thinking about my life, when I started wondering how things got to be so dark.

Then I realized I forgot to pay the electric bill.

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My wife told me she can only have with me in the dark because she can't stand the sight of me.

Since then I haven't been paying our electric bill.

All this Spending on Black Friday

Better make sure ya'll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too

A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.

At the door to German Hell, he is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

He does not like the sound of that, so he checks out British Hell, Russia...

Fancy

I found my self at a one evening. Apparently it was a nice one because when I pulled out a dollar bill to tip one of the dancers she promptly told me "sorry darling but we only take big bills here." without missing a beat I said "no problem hun, all I have are big bills." i winked at her,...

When I was younger, I was afraid of the dark.

Now I see the electric bills, and became afraid of the light.

Shipwrecked

A married couple were enjoying a luxury South Sea cruise until their liner was shipwrecked and they were washed ashore on a desert island, the only survivors.

Day after day, they looked hopefully out to sea in the hope of spotting a passing vessel but none came. As boredom set in, they star...

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