I started to give my girlfriend a lesson on edging...

But we didn’t get to finish.

I'm hosting an edging party tomorrow.

You can't come.

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My neighbors were stunned when the sidewalk had a huge, ground-shaking orgasm.

I wasn’t surprised. I had been edging it for years.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Edging.

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