If a centi-peed a pint, how much would a precipice piss?
A sheer drop.
I saw a man at standing on the precipice of a cliff and knew he was paranoid.
He jumped to a conclusion.
A cowboy walks into a livery stable and asks for a horse...
"I need a horse, but I'm short on cash. What can I get for $25?" the cowboy asks the owner.
"Well, for fifteen I can give you 'ol Bill. He's seen a few years but he's still a fast horse" replies the owner.
"Why so cheap then?"
"Well, he ain't so good at listening. You see, he ge...
A explorer decides to make a safari.
During it, he is attacked by a tribe of savage cannibals. Clinging to his life he flees from them for hours until he reaches a precipice. Completely surrounded and with no other way to flee unless plummeting to his certain death the explorer falls down to his knees and starts to do the only thing he...
Adventures in Camel Riding
A man goes to Egypt on a holiday with quite a bit of money to spend. One day, he finds a shop with a camel for hire. Knowing that riding a camel would make treks through the desert much easier, the man decides to hire the camel. The man said to the Egyptian shop owner, “How do I control him?” The Eg...
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