I saw a man at standing on the precipice of a cliff and knew he was paranoid.
He jumped to a conclusion.
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If a centi-peed a pint, how much would a precipice piss?
A sheer drop.
A explorer decides to make a safari.
During it, he is attacked by a tribe of savage cannibals. Clinging to his life he flees from them for hours until he reaches a precipice. Completely surrounded and with no other way to flee unless plummeting to his certain death the explorer falls down to his knees and starts to do the only thing he...
A cowboy walks into a livery stable and asks for a horse...
"I need a horse, but I'm short on cash. What can I get for $25?" the cowboy asks the owner.
"Well, for fifteen I can give you 'ol Bill. He's seen a few years but he's still a fast horse" replies the owner.
"Why so cheap then?"
"Well, he ain't so good at listening. You see, he ge...
Adventures in Camel Riding
A man goes to Egypt on a holiday with quite a bit of money to spend. One day, he finds a shop with a camel for hire. Knowing that riding a camel would make treks through the desert much easier, the man decides to hire the camel. The man said to the Egyptian shop owner, “How do I control him?” The Eg...