I stayed at my girlfriends family's place durring the Christmas break.
Her father was being a prick and wouldn't let us sleep together, which is a shame, because he is a real good looking guy.
I went to my car durring lunch and bumped into a man trying to take it apart
I told him: hey! What are you doing, if you need money, get a job, don't steal people's stuff!
He told me: I have a job, I just needed a break!
A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool... (/r/AskReddit comments section liked it and I was told that you might like it, too)
*It's a joke I know in french. So I tried to translate it and did some improvments since my first comment, too:*
A 3rd grade class goes to the swimming pool.
The lifeguard asks to the class: "Does any one of you already know how to swim?"
Then the little Dimitri, all excited, an...
Three children named Feather, Droplet, and Brick went to their mother to ask why they were named so.
Feather went to his mother and asked,"Mother, why is my name Feather?" And the mother replied,"because when you were born, a feather fell on your forehead." Satisfied, Feather went away.
After Feather, Droplet went to his mother and asked,"Mother, why is my name Droplet?" And the mother repli...
3 little girls walk up to their father
The first little girl asks, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" and the dad says, "because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head, so we decided to call you rose." The second little girl asks, "Daddy, why is my name Lily?" and the dad says, "because when you were born, a lily petal ...
A father Is lounging in his study..
When one of his daughters walks in and asks "Daddy.. why is my name Rose?" The father replys "Because when you were born, we dropped a rose petal on your face." The second daughter barges in and asks "Daddy why Is my name Daisy?" The father replys "Because when you were born, we dropped a daisy peta...
Reddit, what's a joke you ABSOLUTELY HATE but everyone else seems to love?
Mine is that old binary one -
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
Well DUR HUR HUR, congratulations on counting to two. Being a timid person, I just chuckle and seethe on the inside.