Batman and Joker meer in a bar

Joker: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?"

Batman: "Yeah sure."

Joker: "Parental love."

Batman: "I didn't get that."

Joker: "I know right."

I saw a meerkat save its nephew from an eagle's clutches at the very last second.

It was a meer-uncle.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An Irishman was telling a Scott about his trouble sleeping.

The Scott asks if he’s tried counting sheep. The Irishman says that stuff doesn’t work, it’s for wee babes in mums aarms. The Scott says, “Ney laddie, werks ever time. But ‘ye got ta meek it reel lifey like in yer heed. See ever lil’ detail, ever lil’ soond dontcha do any meer wandrin bye.”
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