Why didn't the human anatomy professor tell her students they dissected the wrong body?

... She didn't have the heart to tell them.

I dissected an iris today...

It was an eye opening experience.

Jokes are like frogs

Because if you dissect them, they die.
Except to use the word "dissect" implies the frog or joke in question is already dead. The correct word choice would be "vivisect," which is the equivalent of a dissection, but with the animal (or joke) still alive. Much like a dissection, vivisections are u...

What's the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal?

They both die when dissected

Jokes are like cadavers...

They're all fun and games until you dissect one.


It's funny because the word dissect is used as both "dissecting a joke" and also as "dissecting a cadaver."
Also, both cadavers and dissected jokes are often dead.

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